Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.” Reporter: “No, no! I mean male or female?” Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”.Keep several of these classic old phrases on hand: What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: they’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.The hockey player takes a shower after three periods.

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?.Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?Ī: Slow down.I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep – that’s got to be the ultimate rejection.If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.That was an insect.” To which one of the boys replies, “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!” Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry. A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.The guy in the middle says, “Wow that’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing.” In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.” The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up and says that he’s had the same dream, too. When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. Here come the longer funny jokes! Be careful, with them:

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